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“Matreshka-povaryoshka! - exlaimed the Russian baba when she understoo that her white bear drank up the very last bottle of vodka - “And what shall I do now?! We have nothing to drink with borsh with smetana and bliny when mujik Ivan comes home!”

(“Not to say that we’ve run out of firewood and it’s blyadskaya Russian winter with -50C. Pechka doesn’t work! Mujik Ivan (Vanya) will surely get very angry and beat me with his valenki!”

мне кажется, или это генератор спонтанного безумия?)

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    Ещё немного) - Ooo! Borsch! - exclaimed he and sat down. - Bring karawai and salt… and dodn’t forget the spoon! My...
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    Пляшем, значиццо… Masha has always wondered how Ivan hadn’t crushed their izbushka so far - so strong was his knocking!...
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